Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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