whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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