hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
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girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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