I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize
