Only a mothe r could love this liver
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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