Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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