Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Randomize
