careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I lost the right to judge tonight
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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