Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
of course. lets lasso hookers.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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