you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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