Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
