HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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