Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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