Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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