He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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