i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
In America we eat man semen.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
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just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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