Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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