Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
This is the high leading the old right now
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
