Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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