And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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