god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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