You're so nebulous sometimes
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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