I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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