Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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