as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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