Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
