i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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