Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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