There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize