Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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