i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
