Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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