She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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