I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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