so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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