You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I need to stop coming to work sober
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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