Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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