I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
tell me about the fingering
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