Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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