quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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