Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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