ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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