the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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