So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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