Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He is an equal opportunity slut.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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