How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
It's never too late to be topless.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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