...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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