She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
there is puke in my bra ... again
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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