Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
i out mim tonsoeep
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