I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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