I want to make a zoo with you.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
