Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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