Say something about gay babies.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Green mimosas i think yes
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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