But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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