he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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