we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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