i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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