I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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