I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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