so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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